Is There Anymore Room For Me In Jean Segura’s Bandwagon?

Fantasy owners have a short-ass memory. Entering drafts at this time last year, Jean Segura was considered just a notch below guys like Troy Tulowitzki and Jose Reyes. After a brutal 2014 season that saw him hit .246 with just five HRs and 20 steals, he’s being ignored more than a sensical plot device in Dexter. Clearly, […]

Fantasy Baseball Second Base Rankings 2015, or, “Tiers, Not Fears”

Raise your hand if you hate drafting for second base. I know most of you mu’fuckas got a paw in the air. The negative connotations surrounding second base center around the fact that the position traditionally has been weak for fantasy purposes. This year is no different. Sure there are some intriguing options that can […]

Homeless Heroes: Devon Travis

With his thumb in the air and a full bandana of worldly possessions on the edge of his stick, Devon Travis enjoys his time as a hobo. He sees it’s the little things that count. The wind in his hair. A good night’s summer sleep by the bridge, with the gurgling of water serving as Mother Nature’s […]

Fantasy Baseball First Basemen Rankings 2015, or, “Tiers, Not Fears”

The first base position is like your mom, it looks easy to fill, and in most cases it will wind up being a slam dunk; but one misstep could leave you with a serious case of blue balls. Yes, first base is (and forever will be) the deepest of the infield offensive positions in fantasy baseball. […]

Pearce of My Heart: The Steve Pearce Story

31-year-old Steve Pearce was just a regular joe. He played professional baseball. He probably had ho’s in various area codes (remember, he was a journeyman prior to last year). He made a blue collar-like $850,000 a year. Yup, a regular Bro Six-Pack, just like you or me. Things were going well enough for Pearce. But well enough […]

Eric Hosmer Sucks: The Sequel

I’m a bit of a trail-blazer when it comes to shitting on Eric Hosmer. I was on the case prior to the 2012 season, when Hos-mania was at an all-time high. My reasoning for his sucking back then was an unimpressive minor-league power track record, coupled with a modest rookie year that gave little reason […]

Fantasy Baseball Catcher Rankings 2015, or, “Tiers, Not Fears”

http://gty.im/455189104 The words “fantasy catcher” conjure up thoughts of largely ineffective players in the minds of fantasy owners (unless your a jacked gay dude, in which case names like Bruno Mars or Daniel Radcliffe might cum to mind). This year though, the position is actually looking pretty solid. Power is famously down around the league, yet there are […]

Homeless Heroes: Peter O’Brien

Peter O’Brien has yet to play at AAA. Peter O’Brien is not a scouts darling (mostly because of his poor defense behind the plate). Peter O’Brien strikes out a lot. If you hear anything about Peter O’Brien coming into the season, it will be mostly negative. Yes, he’s a career 26.5 K% “artist” in the minors whose defense […]

Jonathan Lucroy Is Merely Mediocre

For some reason, Jonathan Lucroy is considered a top two or three catcher entering the 2015 fantasy baseball season. I’ve tried looking at this through glasses so rose-colored that Elton John would weep with jealousy, but I just cannot figure it out. Here is the line Lucroy finished with last year: .301/.373/.465, 13 HRs, 69 RBIs, […]

Best and Funniest Fantasy Baseball Team Names 2015

Let’s face it, really hilarious fantasy baseball team names are difficult to come up with. So rather than waste precious time trying to come up with names yourself, why not let ole’ Kid Clutch do it for you? Below are the best fantasy baseball team names for the 2015 season. They are also the funniest […]

Stream Pies: 2014 Football Wrap-up

At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s […]

Stream Pies: Week 16

At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s […]

Stream Pies: Week 15

At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s […]

Stream Pies: Week 14

At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s […]

Stream Pies: Week 13

At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s […]

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