Homeless Heroes: Corey Povich? Nah, Corey Po’-Rich

Go pick up Corey Dickerson. Yeah, we’re skipping past the homeless humor this week to tell you to go pick Corey Dickerson the fuck up. Now. You’re still reading this? Well, can’t say that I blame you. I’m pretty awesome after all. Who were we talking about again? Oh yeah… me. No wait, Corey Dickerson. […]

Shit I Do: Erlin Sweatshirt

Most fantasy writers have no problem recommending players you should go after, but do they really pick up all the players they hype up? I’ll answer for them: fuck no. Here on “Shit I Do,” I will discuss players yours truly has personally invested in throughout the five leagues I’m in. If a player is […]

Homeless Heroes: Lucas Duda

The Mets, lovable losers that they are, feature a horde of homeless fantasy options on their roster. While we’d like to think of their ruffians as the charming cast of “Bum Fights,” the truth is that most of the Mets’ bums don’t have the likability or punch of those heralded gladiators. There is one man, however, who […]

Homeless Heroes: Yo DJ Pump This Party

While you sit pretty in your fancy condo eating crackers and Cheez Whiz, carrying on like some fat cat with your television and VHS player, DJ LeMahieu is homeless. Fine, he’s not actually homeless. I suppose six-percent ownership in Yahoo! leagues is something. But between that and his $491,000 salary (a pittance, really), dude could […]

Shit I Do: Solarte Eclipse

Most fantasy writers have no problem recommending players you should go after, but do they really pick up all the players they hype up? I’ll answer for them: no. Here on “Shit I Do,” I will discuss players yours truly has personally invested in throughout the five leagues I’m in. If a player is good […]

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Homeless Heroes: Chris Colabello

Times are already tough for some fantasy owners despite being just a few days into the fantasy baseball season (I’m looking at you dumb-ass Ryan Braun owners). Yet even if you did squander away a high draft pick or or a bounty of auction dollars on an admitted PED user, there is hope. Cheap power […]

Fantasy Baseball 2014 FREE Draft Kit

Everyone loves free Photo Credit: p. klashorst The 2014 fantasy baseball draft kit is complete, and it’s gloriously free. With this insight, not only should you win your league, but you’ll also become adept at macking bitches. It’s scientifically proven: Tiers, Not Fears Position Breakdowns Catcher First Base Second Base Shortstop Third Base Outfield Starting […]

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Don’s DDNTL: Rest of the Players I DON’T Trust

Bros before Jos' Photo Credit: Keith Allison   Diehard players know that among all the fantasy sports, baseball is the true test of an owner's skill and dedication. Whether it’s the long season, huge player pool or myriad of stats to pore through, fantasy baseball rewards knowledge and preparation. Some of the most difficult things […]

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Fantasy Baseball 2014 Cheat Sheet

Miggy Smalls is the illest… Photo Credit: Keith Allison   If you read my work, you know that I much prefer the auction format to a snake draft. The reasons are plentiful (even playing field for all owners, less luck involved, etc.), but we won’t get into all that now.    Despite my feelings on […]

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Fantasy Baseball Relief Pitchers 2014: Tiers, Not Fears

Chap’ a Hoe Photo Credit: Keith Allison   In the final installment of “Tiers, Not Fears,” we have landed at relief pitching. A lot of fantasy owners hate having to deal with closers, but not me. While you read a lot of “don’t pay for saves” idioms being thrown out there, the fact is, if […]

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Fantasy Baseball Third Basemen 2014: Tiers, Not Fears

“Damn I Wish That Leg Was A Cheeseburger” Photo Credit: Miss Chatter   Aside from first base, third is the deepest infield fantasy position. It’s top heavy, filled with sleepers, and best yet, there are plenty of opportunities to get a good deal, so you don’t have to overspend.    In fact, the position is […]

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Don’s DDNTL: Rest of the Players I DO Trust

Don Brown is willing to take Peds Photo Credit: Keith Allison   Diehard players know that among all the fantasy sports, baseball is the true test of an owner's skill and dedication. Whether it’s the long season, huge player pool or myriad of stats to pore through, fantasy baseball rewards knowledge and preparation. Some of […]

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Fantasy Baseball Shortstops 2014: Tiers, Not Fears

Don’t Be a Jav’ Not Photo Credit: Nick Martinez   Although I think second base is more deprived of fantasy talent than short, there’s no denying that the shortstop landscape is littered with underwhelming options. After the first few names, you enter a land-mine of shitty options. If you are able to secure an advantage […]

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Fantasy Baseball Second Basemen 2014: Tiers, Not Fears

Dead Wong Photo Credit: Johnmaxmena2   People still consider shortstop the shallowest position in fantasy baseball, but if you ask me, I think second base is the worst. It used to at least be somewhat top-heavy with guys like Ian Kinsler and Dustin Pedroia carrying relatively high-ceilings, but now those players are becoming less-appealing fantasy […]

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Don’s DDNTL: Matt Kemp

Praying to the baseball gods he stays healthy Photo Credit: SD Dirk   Diehard players know that among all the fantasy sports, baseball is the true test of an owner's skill and dedication. Whether it’s the long season, huge player pool or myriad of stats to pore through, fantasy baseball rewards knowledge and preparation. Some […]

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