This poll is not optional. You must select one of the following broken down closers. You must. Which one of these scrubs will be the first to reclaim the role of Closer. Not Kevin Bacon’s wife, but the man who their team turns to in the ninth inning. If you refuse to select one of the beaten horses, you may select one my favorite closers of all time, B.K. Kim. Watching him give up home runs was great. Choose your poison.