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Starbonell’s Cheat Sheet

The King Stay The King
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What you have before you is the greatest cheat sheet for the 2012 season by the greatest mind in fantasy baseball.  The powers of this cheat sheet are rumored to carry every team that follows them to championship glory. This isn’t just a cheat sheet. I actually went forward in time, and ranked every player on this list at the exact position they will finish the season in classic 5×5 mixed formats. Ay, they don’t call me No-Star-Damus for nuttin’.

More after the jiz-ump:

1 Jose Bautista (3B/OF)

2 Miguel Cabrera (1B/3B)

3 Troy Tulowitzki (SS)

4 Matt Kemp (OF)

5 Robinson Cano (2B)

6 Evan Longoria (3B)

7 Albert Pujols (1B)

8 Prince Fielder (1B)

9 Dustin Pedroia (2B)

10 Ian Kinsler (2B)

11 Jacoby Ellsbury (OF)

12 Justin Upton (OF)

13 Clayton Kershaw (SP)

14 Carlos Santana (C/1B)

15 Joey Votto (1B)

16 Ryan Braun (OF)

17 Carlos Gonzalez (OF)

18 Adrian Gonzalez (1B)

19 Curtis Granderson (OF)

20 Mark Teixeira (1B)

21 Hanley Ramirez (SS/3B)

22 Mike Stanton (OF)

23 B.J. Upton (OF)

24 Mike Napoli (C/1B)

25 Zack Greinke (SP)

26 Tim Lincecum (SP)

27 Jose Reyes (SS)

28 Alex Rodriguez (3B)

29 Justin Verlander (SP)

30 Brandon Phillips (2B)

31 Josh Hamilton (OF)

32 Adrian Beltre (3B)

33 Brett Lawrie (3B)

34 Felix Hernandez (SP)

35 Ben Zobrist (2B/OF)

36 Andrew McCutchen (OF)

37 Roy Halladay (SP)

38 Cliff Lee (SP)

39 Cole Hamels (SP)

40 Elvis Andrus (SS)

41 David Wright (3B)

42 Pablo Sandoval (3B)

43 David Price (SP)

44 Buster Posey (C)

45 Michael Morse (1B/OF)

46 Nelson Cruz (OF)

47 Desmond Jennings (OF)

48 Shane Victorino (OF)

49 Hunter Pence (OF)

50 Alex Gordon (OF)

51 Ryan Zimmerman (3B)

52 Starlin Castro (SS)

53 Craig Kimbrel (RP)

54 Yovani Gallardo (SP)

55 Michael Young (1B/2B/3B)

56 Joe Mauer (C)

57 CC Sabathia (SP)

58 Matt Moore (SP)

59 Matt Holliday (OF)

60 Jay Bruce (OF)

61 Dee Gordon (SS)

62 Gio Gonzalez (SP)

63 Brian McCann (C)

64 Matt Wieters (C)

65 Jonathan Papelbon (RP)

66 Jon Lester (SP)

67 Brandon Beachy (SP)

68 Dan Uggla (2B)

69 Mark Trumbo (1B/OF)

70 Kevin Youkilis (3B)

71 C.J. Wilson (SP)

72 Adam Wainwright (SP)

73 James Shields (SP)

74 Stephen Strasburg (SP)

75 Danny Espinosa (2B)

76 Rickie Weeks (2B)

77 Mariano Rivera (RP)

78 Aramis Ramirez (3B)

79 Brandon Morrow (SP)

80 Matt Garza (SP)

81 Josh Beckett (SP)

82 Mark Reynolds (1B/3B)

83 Chris Young (OF)

84 Michael Cuddyer (1B/2B/OF)

85 Adam Lind (1B)

86 Shin-Soo Choo (OF)

87 Sergio Santos (RP)

88 Jered Weaver (SP)

89 Asdrubal Cabrera (SS)

90 Corey Hart (OF)

91 Ichiro Suzuki (OF)

92 Drew Stubbs (OF)

93 Jimmy Rollins (SS)

94 Jesus Montero (C)

95 Mat Latos (SP)

96 Michael Bourn (OF)

97 Brett Gardner (OF)

98 J.J. Hardy (SS)

99 Erick Aybar (SS)

100 Jordan Walden (RP)

101 Madison Bumgarner (SP)

102 Paul Konerko (1B)

103 Colby Rasmus (OF)

104 Miguel Montero (C)

105 Dan Haren (SP)

106 Carl Crawford (OF)

107 Alexei Ramirez (SS)

108 David Ortiz (DH)

109 Derek Jeter (SS)

110 Alex Avila (C)

111 Jayson Werth (OF)

112 Emilio Bonifacio (SS/3B/OF)

113 Ricky Romero (SP)

114 Yu Darvish (SP)

115 Jaime Garcia (SP)

116 Matt Cain (SP)

117 Aaron Hill (2B)

118 Howie Kendrick (1B/2B/OF)

119 Adam Dunn (1B)

120 Cameron Maybin (OF)

121 Brandon Belt (1B/OF)

122 Paul Goldschmidt (1B)

123 Ike Davis (1B)

124 Kendry Morales (1B)

125 Jemile Weeks (2B)

126 Josh Johnson (SP)

127 Jeremy Hellickson (SP)

128 David Freese (3B)

129 Ubaldo Jimenez (SP)

130 Carlos Pena (1B)

131 Mike Moustakas (3B)

132 Max Scherzer (SP)

133 Daniel Hudson (SP)

134 Jose Valverde (RP)

135 Anibal Sanchez (SP)

136 Jordan Zimmermann (SP)

137 Jhonny Peralta (SS)

138 Eric Hosmer (1B)

139 Bud Norris (SP)

140 Tommy Hanson (SP)

141 Billy Butler (1B)

142 Alcides Escobar (SS)

143 Ryan Howard (1B)

144 Nick Swisher (1B/OF)

145 Andre Ethier (OF)

146 Lance Berkman (1B/OF)

147 Peter Bourjos (OF)

148 Heath Bell (RP)

149 John Axford (RP)

150 Francisco Liriano (SP)

151 Mike Minor (SP)

152 Carlos Beltran (OF)

153 Adam Jones (OF)

154 Dustin Ackley (2B)

155 Cory Luebke (SP)

156 Michael Pineda (SP)

157 Clay Buchholz (SP)

158 Freddie Freeman (1B)

159 Brandon League (RP)

160 Sean Marshall (RP)

161 Torii Hunter (OF)

162 Gaby Sanchez (1B)

163 Joel Hanrahan (RP)

164 Juan Nicasio (SP)

165 Jason Kipnis (2B)

166 Kelly Johnson (2B)

167 Ian Kennedy (SP)

168 Derek Holland (SP)

169 Yunel Escobar (SS)

170 Austin Jackson (OF)

171 Justin Morneau (1B)

172 Jason Heyward (OF)

173 Jose Altuve (2B)

174 Wandy Rodriguez (SP)

175 Jose Tabata (OF)

176 Jason Bay (OF)

177 Alex Rios (OF)

178 Lucas Duda (1B/OF)

179 Yoenis Cespedes (OF)

180 Ian Desmond (SS)

181 J.P. Arencibia (C)

182 Josh Willingham (OF)

183 Alfonso Soriano (OF)

184 Carlos Marmol (RP)

185 Logan Morrison (OF)

186 Matt Joyce (OF)

187 Mike Carp (1B/OF)

188 Stephen Drew (SS)

189 Huston Street (RP)

190 Nick Markakis (OF)

191 Brandon McCarthy (SP)

192 Dustin McGowan (SP)

193 Neftali Feliz (SP)

194 Drew Storen (RP)

195 Dexter Fowler (OF)

196 Andrew Bailey (RP)

197 Henderson Alvarez (SP)

198 Brad Peacock (SP)

199 Johan Santana (SP)

200 Chase Utley (2B)

201 Carlos Quentin (OF)

202 Coco Crisp (OF)

203 Dayan Viciedo (OF)

204 Ben Revere (OF)

205 Brian Wilson (RP)

206 Joe Nathan (RP)

207 Ryan Roberts (2B/3B)

208 Rafael Betancourt (RP)

209 Angel Pagan (OF)

210 Alex Presley (OF)

211 Jason Motte (RP)

212 J.J. Putz (RP)

213 Russell Martin (C)

214 Lorenzo Cain (OF)

215 Jason Kubel (OF)

216 Geovany Soto (C)

217 Ervin Santana (SP)

218 Brennan Boesch (OF)

219 Carlos Lee (1B/OF)

220 Edwin Encarnacion (1B/3B)

221 Mitch Moreland (1B/OF)

222 Jeff Francoeur (OF)

223 Yadier Molina (C)

224 Justin Masterson (SP)

225 Johnny Cueto (SP)

226 Jhoulys Chacin (SP)

227 Chone Figgins (3B)

228 Frank Francisco (RP)

229 Melky Cabrera (OF)

230 Michael Brantley (OF)

231 J.D. Martinez (OF)

232 Shaun Marcum (SP)

233 Jair Jurrjens (SP)

234 Tim Hudson (SP)

235 Chris Carpenter (SP)

236 Jonathon Niese (SP)

237 Colby Lewis (SP)

238 Vance Worley (SP)

239 Eric Thames (OF)

240 Ricky Nolasco (SP)

241 Gavin Floyd (SP)

242 Hector Noesi (SP)

243 Erik Bedard (SP)

244 James Loney (1B)

245 Nyjer Morgan (OF)

246 Wilson Ramos (C)

247 Jerry Sands (OF)

248 Ryan Vogelsong (SP)

249 Trevor Cahill (SP)

250 Scott Baker (SP)

251 Jarrod Parker (SP)

252 Edwin Jackson (SP)

253 Edinson Volquez (SP)

254 Jonathan Sanchez (SP)

255 Martin Prado (3B/OF)

256 John Buck (C)

257 Chris Iannetta (C)

258 Devin Mesoraco (C)

259 Jim Johnson (RP)

260 Neil Walker (2B)

261 Delmon Young (OF)

262 Ryan Doumit (C)

263 Jordan Schafer (OF)

264 Vernon Wells (OF)

265 Ian Stewart (3B)

266 Hiroki Kuroda (SP)

267 Chris Sale (SP)

268 Yonder Alonso (1B/OF)

269 Andres Torres (OF)

270 Jeff Niemann (SP)

271 John Danks (SP)

272 Brian Bogusevic (OF)

273 Justin Smoak (1B)

274 Adam LaRoche (1B)

275 Alejandro De Aza (OF)

276 Brett Myers (RP)

277 Chipper Jones (3B)

278 Kurt Suzuki (C)

279 Alex Gonzalez (SS)

280 Aubrey Huff (1B/OF)

281 Anthony Rizzo (1B)

282 Chris Davis (1B/3B)

283 Kyle Farnsworth (RP)

284 Matt Thornton (RP)

285 Chase Headley (3B)

286 Matt Capps (RP)

287 Jake Peavy (SP)

288 Grant Balfour (RP)

289 Ted Lilly (SP)

290 Zach Britton (SP)

291 Joe Blanton (SP)

292 Homer Bailey (SP)

293 Chad Billingsley (SP)

294 Mark Buehrle (SP)

295 Doug Fister (SP)

296 Carlos Zambrano (SP)

297 Todd Helton (1B)

298 Daniel Murphy (1B/2B/3B)

299 Gordon Beckham (2B)

300 Javy Guerra (RP)

301 Garrett Jones (1B/OF)

302 Luke Scott (1B/OF)

303 Nolan Reimold (OF)

304 John Mayberry (OF)

305 Chris Heisey (OF)

306 Will Venable (OF)

307 Rafael Furcal (SS)

308 Marco Scutaro (2B/SS)

309 Chris Perez (RP)

310 Mat Gamel (1B/3B)

311 Mike Aviles (2B/SS/3B)

312 A.J. Pierzynski (C)

313 Jonathan Lucroy (C)

314 Jed Lowrie (SS/3B)

315 Lonnie Chisenhall (3B)

316 Jonathan Broxton (RP)

317 Greg Holland (RP)

318 Denard Span (OF)

319 Daniel Bard (SP)

320 Ryan Dempster (SP)

321 Juan Rivera (1B/OF)

322 Cliff Pennington (SS)

323 Jason Bourgeois (OF)

324 Danny Valencia (3B)

325 Omar Infante (2B)

326 Tony Campana (OF)

327 Bryan LaHair (1B/OF)

328 Darwin Barney (2B)

329 Brent Morel (3B)

330 Jake Arrieta (SP)

331 Philip Humber (SP)

332 Felipe Paulino (SP)

333 Jeff Samardzija (SP/RP)

334 Jon Jay (OF)

335 Craig Gentry (OF)

336 Robert Andino (2B/SS/3B)

337 Casey Blake (3B)

338 Pedro Alvarez (3B)

339 Phil Hughes (SP)

340 Aroldis Chapman (SP)

341 Wei-Yin Chen (SP)

342 Mike Leake (SP)

343 Jorge de la Rosa (SP)

344 A.J. Burnett (SP)

345 Matt Harrison (SP)

346 Alfredo Aceves (SP)

347 Charlie Morton (SP)

348 Wilson Betemit (3B)

349 Ty Wigginton (1B/3B/OF)

350 Casey Kotchman (1B)

351 Josh Thole (C)

352 Kyle Drabek (SP)

353 Brett Cecil (SP)

354 Bartolo Colon (SP)

355 Chris Capuano (SP)

356 R.A. Dickey (SP)

357 Tim Stauffer (SP)

358 Aaron Harang (SP)

359 James McDonald (SP)

360 Danny Duffy (SP)

361 Randall Delgado (SP)

362 Chris Narveson (SP)

363 Chris Tillman (SP)

364 Jason Vargas (SP)

365 Travis Snider (OF)

366 Julio Teheran (SP)

367 Allen Craig (OF)

368 Johnny Damon (OF)

369 Ryan Raburn (2B/OF)

370 Alberto Callaspo (3B)

371 Jimmy Paredes (3B)

372 Jesus Guzman (1B)

373 Travis Hafner (DH)

374 Josh Reddick (OF)

375 Rajai Davis (OF)

376 Juan Uribe (2B/3B)

377 Franklin Gutierrez (OF)

378 Jamey Carroll (2B/SS)

379 Jason Bartlett (SS)

380 Placido Polanco (3B)

381 Clint Barmes (SS)

382 Ruben Tejada (2B/SS)

383 Scott Rolen (3B)

384 Mark Ellis (2B)

385 Orlando Hudson (2B)

386 Sean Rodriguez (2B/SS/3B)

387 Johnny Giavotella (2B)

388 Alexi Casilla (2B/SS)

389 Jared Goedert (1B/2B)

390 Tyler Greene (3B)

391 Daniel Descalso (2B/SS/3B)

392 Freddy Sanchez (2B)

393 Trevor Plouffe (2B/SS/OF)

394 Kyle Blanks (1B/OF)

395 Domonic Brown (OF)

396 Vinnie Pestano (RP)

397 Kenley Jansen (RP)

398 Ivan Nova (SP)

399 Hisashi Iwakuma (SP)

400 Rod Barajas (C)

401 Ryan Ludwick (OF)

402 Jarrod Saltalamacchia (C)

403 Ramon Hernandez (C)

404 Nick Hundley (C)

405 Salvador Perez (C)

406 Tyler Pastornicky (SS)

407 Mike Trout (OF)

408 Josh Donaldson (C/3B)

409 Bobby Abreu (OF)

410 Casper Wells (OF)

411 Chris Snyder (C)

412 Bryce Harper (OF)

413 David DeJesus (OF)

414 Marlon Byrd (OF)

415 Leonys Martin (OF)

416 Garrett Richards (SP)

417 Alexi Ogando (SP)

418 Randy Wolf (SP)

419 Dustin Moseley (SP)

420 Kyle Lohse (SP)

421 Ryan Theriot (2B/SS)

422 Brandon Allen (1B)

423 Roy Oswalt (SP)

424 Matt Downs (1B/2B/3B)

425 Mike Pelfrey (SP)

426 Juan Francisco (3B)

427 Jeff Karstens (SP)

428 Joe Saunders (SP)

429 Carl Pavano (SP)

430 Clayton Richard (SP)

431 Luke Hochevar (SP)

432 Stephen Vogt (C)

433 Maicer Izturis (2B/SS/3B)

434 Rick Porcello (SP)

435 Eric Young Jr. (OF)

436 Andy Pettitte (SP)

437 Carlos Ruiz (C)

438 Robbie Erlin (SP)

439 Ryan Verdugo (SP)

440 Jacob Turner (SP)

441 Ryan Hanigan (C)

442 Collin Cowgill (OF)

443 Brendan Ryan (SS)

444 A.J. Ellis (C)

445 Seth Smith (OF)

446 Jason Castro (C)

447 Grady Sizemore (OF)

448 Miguel Olivo (C)

449 Kyle Hudson (OF)

450 J.B. Shuck (OF)

451 Brandon Guyer (OF)

452 Esmil Rogers (SP)

453 Brandon Crawford (SS)

454 Chris Carter (1B)

455 Casey McGehee (3B)

456 Ezequiel Carrera (OF)

457 Russ Canzler (1B)

458 Alex Castellanos (OF)

459 Tim Wheeler (OF)

460 Kelly Shoppach (C)

461 Tyler Flowers (C)

462 Wilin Rosario (C)

463 Matt LaPorta (1B/OF)

464 Anthony Gose (OF)

465 Ryan Lavarnway (C)

466 Derek Norris (C)

467 Matt Adams (1B)

468 Wily Peralta (SP)

469 Hank Conger (C)

470 Chris Johnson (3B)

471 Brett Wallace (1B)

472 Vincent Catricala (3B)

473 Chase D’Arnaud (SS/3B)

474 Brian Roberts (2B)

475 Tyler Moore (1B)

476 Jose Molina (C)

477 Robinson Chirinos (C)

478 A.J. Pollock (OF)

479 Daric Barton (1B)

480 Yasmani Grandal (C)

481 Travis D’Arnaud (C)

482 Taylor Green (3B)

483 John Lannan (SP)

484 Junior Lake (SS)

*Last updated March 25th, 2012. 

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