the All-Bust Team

If you want to lose and lose badly, just take advice from anyone at razzball or follow this draft day game plan. During the selection process, I simply took the worst option from the top 10 o-ranked available players. Even if I decided to manage this team, it would lose. Now that’s a bad team! “What?” you say… Yeah, I used a new ID to draft and abandon this team. Oh cmon, the way I see it, I did them a favor by absorbing most of the bad picks. Somebody has to lose. The team, Bus-a-Bus, is appropriately named after one of the most overrated rappers of all time. Even tho I made no reaches and trusted Yahoo!’s o-ranks, ppl still were dogging on my picks during the draft.

You must know, every player (except Carlos Boozer) has a time n place in the draft where they have nice value. These players, however, never reach that point. Therefore, they suck. Ill list a few reasons why I don’t like these players. I think it was Virgil who said it best when rapping along with Master P, “If they don’t make a million dollars, they don’t make sense”.

KG: aging, brittle, declining minutes, benched during our h2h playoffs
Butler: misses games, arenas is back
Murphy: career year, inflated 3pt %, lack of blks
Davis: injuries, wont match PT or production from Warrior days
Jackson: injuries, horrible fg%, turnovers galore, headcase
Bibby: 2nd half stat drop, better available options, crawford addition
Howard: injuries, ankle surgery, head case
Kaman: health, mentality, motivational, playing time issues
Crawford: less stat friendly system and minutes in atlanta
Deng and the Gang: Deng n Stojokavich have injury issues. Hughes doesn’t fit in well with New York. Jianlian really isn’t that bad a pick this late with his preseason success; plus you can name your team Eazy Yi. I don’t know if anyone is still in love with Darko. Blatche is inconsistent and Haywood is back. Some ppl love Nick Young’s scoring ability, but the dude avg’d 1 reb and 1 ast last season.

More Bust Candidates / Overrated Players:
Carmelo Anthony, Elton Brand, Carlos Boozer, Marcus Camby, Derrick Rose, Michael Redd, O.J. Mayo, Hedo Turkoglu, Nene Hilario, Andrew Bynum, Russell Westbrook, Blake Griffin, Rasheed Wallace, Lamar Odom, Andrew Bogut, Andrei Kirilenko, Richard Hamilton, Allen Iverson, Stephen Curry, Jermaine O’Neal

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