Somewhere on this box is a number for some hot, steamy phone-sex.

“…the box has the wrong toll-free prefix, meaning callers get a seductive-sounding woman who makes risque suggestions and then asks for a credit card number.” [Yahoo!]

From what I hear, the cereal company is based in Pittsburgh and it was an “honest” mistake. Sure, that’s about an honest mistake as Big Ben needing his TV repaired and strippers telling me they like me. I don’t see what the big deal is though, morning wood is apart of a balanced breakfast, right?