Why Sportsvault Is Where Your Fantasy Football League Money Should Go

These guys got the right idea— Photo Credit: US Air Force

Just call me Shill-bonell. That’s because your boy is taking time from giving you pearl necklaces of fantasy wisdom to inform you of Sportsvault and all its greatness. Sportsvault.net is the only site you should consider for collecting, holding, and distributing your fantasy football league money. Why?

YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY JACK SHIT TO USE THIS SERVICE

Leaguesafe is the most popular site for fantasy football finance management, but you pay a service charge to use it. There are no fees to use Sportsvault, and they offer a few features worth mentioning:

1) Everyone has late stragglers in their league who take their time getting the commish their money (I hate you so much), and Sportsvault.net allows owners the ability to pay whenever they can (and Sportsvault will e-mail reminders to those who have yet to pay…. dirtbags).

2) Signing up is easy. The commissioner signs up the league and is e-mailed a link. That link is provided to the players in your league. They sign up for an account (again, free) and pay the entry fee.

3) You have options how you want the winnings distributed (ECheck/ACH, Dwolla, a paper check, or the Sportsvault account you used to pay the entry fee).

So yeah, use Sportsvault.net. It’s tits if you hate having to chase suckas down for money.

Now I need to have a Coca Cola and lie down in a Tempurpedic mattress for a quick nap. After which I’ll wake up and drive my Nissan Pathfinder to the local Starbucks, before heading to my local watering hole… Chili’s. Six two-fer drinks later, I’m on my way to Walgreen’s to pick up some Jergens and Hustler magazines. I’ll let your imaginations run wild with happened next, but let me just say that two Kleenex tissues really came in handy thanks to their absorbent material that happens to remain gentle at the same time. Have to remember to not get the Vick’s-style tissues next time. That stuff didn’t really jive with my junk if you smell me… or my junk, because seriously, it smelled like my dick was going through a cold.

Sportsvault.net!

Starbonell

About Starbonell

Starbonell is the co-founder of Sons of Roto and one of the most insightful and colorful fantasy analysts in the game. Mixing intelligent and well-researched advice with an entertaining style of writing that is easy to digest, Starbonell is the king of info-tainment.

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