Help us help our brothers in arms. All donations will go toward helping a really great charity, US. You see, US stands for "United Socially" and it's great way for everyone to take a stand… together. The people you help by supporting US can't really do much with a five dollar bill from just you. But, if a bunch of yous send money in, well, then you would really be helping US out a lot.
Contact firstname.lastname@example.org if you have any interest in donating to this very special charity. And remember, it's not about you, it's about US.